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Iceman Demotivational Poster


EMO FAIL - You just did it, Sir.


TAGS: thewiceman emo fail fake blood
Rating: 3.53/5

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MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
The latter: "Save me, from wreaking my vengeance upon you, to killing more than I can tell! Burning now I bring you Hell!
MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
Emo vs Metal is summed up best in the songs "Welcome to my Life" vs "Hell". The former: "You don't know what it's like to be like me".
BennyChick - April 4, 2010, 4:22 pm
the knife is upside down too
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:45 am
[ctd] bring me the horizon, FAB,deathcab, and everyother sissy sounding name out there . IMMORTAL,KFMDM,Murphys,Mayhem,Destruction,Satyricon. you will never see a band from the ABOVE wear EMO merch. UGH
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:42 am
id buy it if there was actual video =] of said knife going in and twisting around coming out the other side . @ all the metalheads , did we ever whine or b**** about our lives ? HELL f***ING NO we carried a strong face because our pain made us stronger.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:46 pm
Which is why I listen to metal nowadays. Still full of energy and kicking a** compared to rock dominated by Fallout Boy.
manicbranic - October 30, 2009, 5:43 pm
god what happened to the days when rock n roll was the thundering pulse of a nation? Why is death cab for cutie more popular than wolfmother? when we descended into becoming neurotic little twits that think their emotions mean anything, I dont know...
mejes - October 25, 2009, 11:41 pm
Anyone else notice that the blade is facing out as well?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 7:06 pm
Same jokes twice gets old. I get it, you don't like me, but no need to criticise every single comment I make.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:39 pm
I don't get it Bria, Can you explain it in more detail for me?
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
So, you got the meaning of the poster then, Bria?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 1:51 pm
Stupid kid, at least hide the bottled "blood" before you seek attention from ze interwebz.
Pori - July 31, 2009, 8:40 pm
OMG i get it!! the speaker is plugged into the sauce bottle!!


CROSSROADS -


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.


AN EASIER WAY -


TAGS: snail slime doorknob iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

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ihavenothingtodowiththis - November 27, 2011, 1:17 am
Hey Chicka Bump Bump
champ99 - November 21, 2011, 11:17 am
5o much for that cup of coffee.
dbeatham - November 20, 2011, 12:04 pm
theres a door?
gas - November 19, 2011, 2:10 pm
OMG XD


YOU CAN GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS... -


TAGS: the force star wars owls iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - December 14, 2011, 11:13 pm
There were owls in Star Wars? ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2011, 4:56 pm
I always like a Star Wars referrence.


SIMPLICITY - Just to show you on a daily basis what half of internets flamewars are about.


TAGS: mac vs pc explanation thewiceman
Rating: 3.91/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:11 am
Natural Selection at work


HORSEPOWER? -


TAGS: horsepower day wanna push for pinks punk iceman
Rating: 4.29/5

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Jones - February 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
Sounds exactly like my first truck. And for that, 5/5.


SUDDENLY -


TAGS: star wars challenge iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:40 am
It's better than one of Baldrick's cunning plans. 5L's
kimzter - December 18, 2010, 2:22 am
beautiful
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:44 pm
I even shared this one on my FB. 5 miticlorenes
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:21 pm
This one literally made me lol...


JEDI RIDER -


TAGS: apologies steppenwolf starwars challenge iceman
Rating: 4.39/5

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autumnspirit - December 18, 2010, 3:42 am
"Born into 5 Lions"


WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE - We had to blow on the video games to make them work.


TAGS: blow on the old video games thewiceman
Rating: 3.94/5

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guyfox - June 19, 2010, 9:19 pm
how I remember those days
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 1:09 pm
Funny, i just joined a facebook group with this exact name
Woodywood03a - February 6, 2010, 12:44 pm
I see most of the games I used t play there!! Good times then!!!!


SPELLING SKILLS - very important in this hi tech world


TAGS: iceman
Rating: 4.85/5

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ICEMAN - December 23, 2011, 4:50 pm
What can I say? Just call me Ishmael. 5 harpoons.
Sho - December 23, 2011, 10:38 am
LOL


BAD, BAD CLOWNS -


TAGS: clown challenge iceman
Rating: 4.62/5

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MashiMashi - October 7, 2012, 1:11 pm
Gotts remember mostof those TV clowns like Hwdy Doody were hard drinking hard smoking tatoo'd up WWII vets. Thats who was looking for work at the time and this was an easy job. Play nice with the kids for a couple of hours, and then go whoring!
ICEMAN - December 3, 2010, 1:00 am
You have good taste RL. ;)
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 12:47 am

love it!
Setesh - December 2, 2010, 12:57 am
Balloon animals they'll blow your hair back
Cubbybear - December 1, 2010, 10:21 pm
This is epic...wow
Chompers - December 1, 2010, 9:27 pm
Balloon Animals, ribbed for her pleasure.


FEELING INADEQUATE? -


TAGS: long poster challenge just to piss off grey iceman
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:06 am
ROFLMAO! But ICEMAN, I gave you this ph**o in confidence. And... you shouldn't have :-D
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 5:50 pm
This poster is hilarious, and 50cal's last comment made it even funnier. 5L long-legged lions
DingoKeeper - November 4, 2010, 6:53 pm
In Soviet Russsia, Aerials receive YOU!
curzondax12 - November 4, 2010, 1:49 am
d*** that's long....hold on while I zip my pants so I can see your motifake.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:50 am
You all are joking right? It only looks big because the bushes have been trimmed! :-)
forseti - October 29, 2010, 9:30 am
5 just for the tags! LOL
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am
I need a new scroll wheel and I've got racking pains in my index, bravo! :-D
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:28 am
Mornin' Grey, How's every 'lil' thing?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:25 am
ICE!! #$*#@!A^Hole~+$#|#!!!&%$* Jack^Azz! #$%@*%$:)Mutha.^#69$% 5L #@%&*##Corksacker$#^&# ;)
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:01 am
@ culos, sorry about that. It's kinda' tough to search some 75,000+ posters. ;)
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 7:52 am
How many Bonus Miles did I earn now?
culos - October 29, 2010, 3:19 am
Sorry Ice, like the words so I won't vote. Did this one long long time ago already
Neener - October 29, 2010, 2:57 am
holy crap!
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:53 am
Jeez Ice! You REALLY don't screw around when you go big. 5 long ones


THE CONE OF SHAME -




HE KNOWS... -


TAGS: santa barbarian christmas nightmare iceman
Rating: 4.43/5

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CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 12:05 am
If you've been bad, he'll bring you coal instead of an Xbox. If you've been really bad, he'll bring you a Leapfrog game system
LiquidAngel - December 23, 2011, 8:39 pm
awesome. 5L


MY NAME IS JUAN PABLO MONTOYA -




HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM... -


TAGS: no more us manned space program what to do with all those miles iceman
Rating: 4.96/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:03 pm
sad state of affair5
forseti - July 25, 2011, 3:22 pm
LOL
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:40 am

all 5tyle dude.


HANDGUN SAFETY -


TAGS: handguns kill like your car drives itself handgun day iceman
Rating: 4.42/5

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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:14 am
Oh crap i knew i shouldnt have made all of those adjustments...>:)
deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:13 am
its a awsome way to kill your saf
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:18 pm
Thanks Face!
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 10:20 am
Fanta5tic!!!


ANIMALS -




SALES SKILLS - For some, it just comes naturally


TAGS: dont reply iceman
Rating: 4.82/5

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Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 9:29 pm
loved it.


BACK IN PLAY -


TAGS: h** to trot iceman
Rating: 4.6/5

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Greeny - September 22, 2012, 7:49 am
Remember ladies - it's good to be open minded, but don't let your brains fall out...


THANK YOU FOR YOUR ORDER -


TAGS: aggy guinness mr m asked for it iceman
Rating: 4.5/5

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Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:39 am
Thirsty man..
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:02 pm
Bi?
ICEMAN - March 18, 2011, 5:25 pm
More like a sign of Mr. M. Check the forums. ;)
Airman - March 18, 2011, 5:21 pm
LOL ice. You, Rerun and I all used the same picture on the same day! a sign of the apocalypse?


FOIL MY RIDE - So you wanna be a player? But your wheels aint fly? Theres nothing some foil cant fix...


TAGS: foil my ride lol player gangster thewiceman
Rating: 2.78/5

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Hasbunmb - February 13, 2010, 6:39 am
Mythbusters already disproved the whole "foil, radar gun" thing...sorry.
TheWiceMan - December 23, 2009, 4:34 pm
Why the f*** would someone use a speed-radar on a bike?
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:33 pm
Foil on the wheels keeps the speed-radar from getting an accurate read, moron.


JUST ONE REASON -


TAGS: simple logic dogs iceman
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - September 22, 2012, 1:53 pm
ROFL!


HEY!!! -




SWAGGER - isn't something you can purchase


TAGS: hat bogart iceman
Rating: 4.87/5

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ICEMAN - March 23, 2011, 12:05 am
Jealousy gets you nowhere, Airman. 5 fedoras.


ROCK & ROLL HELL -


TAGS: rock and roll challenge iceman
Rating: 4.81/5

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FredricT - January 1, 2011, 9:46 am
Carpenters only filling in until Yoko gets there
azpete42 - December 27, 2010, 7:43 pm
5Ls for sheer awesomeness!
Cubbybear - December 27, 2010, 1:36 pm
Waughhhhhhhh.....close to you! 5L


HANDS - touchin' hands reachin' out


TAGS: iceman relationship neil diamond
Rating: 4.5/5

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Swampfox - April 1, 2013, 6:28 pm
It's a Rosy relationship.
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:25 pm
hope she's handy in the kitchen
Arvantillian - July 29, 2011, 11:11 am
On the other hand, it may be a simple case of mistaken identity, i mean, they are twins..right?
coldinjected - July 29, 2011, 8:13 am
I'm sure she is "handsome"
Airman - July 28, 2011, 11:45 am
tee hee
Reality Lord - July 27, 2011, 11:09 pm

beer...yet again..spayed across the monitor.....arggggh. man i gotta hand it to you
crankyhead - July 27, 2011, 8:51 pm
At least he didn't make anyone say "Jack Handey" =)
ICEMAN - July 27, 2011, 7:26 pm
Whisky Tango Foxtrot? I see Airman Snuffy is Up and Locked as usual. Don't make come over there & smack you with a BFH. ;)
crankyhead - July 27, 2011, 6:14 pm
5weet Caroline!


SHOOTIN THE CURL -


TAGS: cowboy day half pipe cowabunga dude reide em cowboy iceman
Rating: 4.71/5

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dy2012 - April 3, 2012, 2:55 am
Perfect Ollie!


HANGOVERS ARE A BEOTCHE -


TAGS: curse the blue agave hangovers margarita blue tongue iceman
Rating: 4.92/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:56 am
wait till you see their bl55dy mary...


AIRMAN CLASS PICTURE -


TAGS: roast a greybeard day airman iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

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Airman - March 2, 2011, 1:51 pm
and I have to keep the fear away on a daily basis.. lol


THE DREAM JOB -




CORPORATE BURNOUT -




YOU SAY GOODBYE - and I say hello hello hello


TAGS: iceman pickup artist
Rating: 4.88/5

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kangboy123 - September 29, 2011, 1:20 pm
hm this reminds me of the F.T.Island song hello hello hello
boinger - September 20, 2011, 5:50 pm
I freakin' love that song
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2011, 10:00 pm
I can vouch for the selfish in bed part....he's a total cover hog.
Reality Lord - September 16, 2011, 5:52 pm

lol5...hugely


CHILL OUT -


TAGS: fear day challenge iceman
Rating: 4.88/5

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ICEMAN - December 7, 2010, 12:55 am
Thanks guys. I'm gonna get me some sleep now.
Jackl - December 7, 2010, 12:49 am
Oh this is good. 5L
rerun - December 7, 2010, 12:33 am

I just did two sh**s of Ouzo to try & sleep.
agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 12:30 am
Great... now meth addicts just did 3 more lines to stay up.


B-36 -


TAGS: airman tribute huge bastiche cold war iceman
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - March 26, 2012, 2:22 pm
I never saw this.. nice Ice
MPsniper - December 4, 2011, 8:31 pm
the odd growling this aircraft produced.... was the sound of... FREEDOM


AHH, THE MEMORIES -


TAGS: drunken memories challenge iceman
Rating: 4.78/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 6:05 pm
5 tough old broads.
BoneCD - November 9, 2010, 3:50 am
*sniff, sniff* Reminds of every every Christmas eve. Boy, I miss those days.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
That is so cool. My uncle worked for an insurance company. Had a couple dogs. But that's about it.
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 12:46 am
Uhh, yeah. That's it. My Uncle was an Asian cowboy that raised wallabies feeding them homegrown Irish coffee.
Cubbybear - November 9, 2010, 12:43 am
Coffee farmers all had dogs too
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:40 am
Australia?
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 12:06 am
Hell, that sounds more like my Uncle. He lived on the Big Island.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:04 am
You buy that line? Sounds more like a moonshine smuggler who used coffee to throw off the police dogs.
Cubbybear - November 9, 2010, 12:00 am
My grandfather was an Asian cowboy in Hawaii who loved his whiskey...he grew coffee in his spare time.
ICEMAN - November 8, 2010, 11:56 pm
Dayamn Cub, do you think we're related??? ;)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:52 pm
LMAO! 5L
Cubbybear - November 8, 2010, 11:51 pm
Hey ...so did my Grandpa.


GROWING OLDER -


TAGS: leave no regrets iceman
Rating: 4.68/5

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GySgt1811 - November 27, 2010, 1:43 pm
Thanks, Ice; you helped me make up my mind. 5 Sins.
Reality Lord - November 27, 2010, 7:58 am

real nice...solid 5
Cubbybear - November 26, 2010, 8:36 pm
True 5lions


HESITATION -


TAGS: hesitate and lose maybe iceman
Rating: 4.68/5

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Feasibly - April 2, 2011, 1:40 am
Exactly! This poster seemed to be speaking to me...felt the need to say something.
ICEMAN - April 2, 2011, 1:18 am
Al's what?
Feasibly - April 2, 2011, 1:03 am
Showing symptoms of Alzheimer's? 5


STALKERS -


TAGS: stalkers day everything is pc these days iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

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Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 7:18 am

love it


TWO DRINK MINIMUM -


TAGS: adult beverages day sloshed iceman
Rating: 4.88/5

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Ding - January 23, 2011, 9:33 am
Mr Right appears to have a hangover already...
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:58 pm
Now, that's my kind of minimum, however 5Lagers for this one!
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 9:00 am

i'll drink to that!
agdaniele - January 8, 2011, 11:54 pm
Magnifitastic.


INFERIORITY COMPLEX -




CONAN, SWEETIE... -


TAGS: conans granny iceman
Rating: 4.61/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 2, 2011, 2:04 am
Red Sonya didnt age well at all!
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 8:24 am
But Mom!! I wanted to use the Mace and Nunchecks you got me for Christmas! Ok, gimme the sword....5L


I'M SO PRETTY -




THE SIDEKICK -


TAGS: superhero challenge geek sidekick iceman
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - December 16, 2010, 8:33 pm
Excellent, Iceman. 5L
ICEMAN - December 16, 2010, 8:15 pm
Thanks Double R.
rerun - December 16, 2010, 5:45 pm

Outstanding.


WHEN YOU'RE HOT YOU'RE HOT -


TAGS: iceman strikes out
Rating: 4.96/5

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ICEMAN - August 30, 2011, 8:15 pm
Jealousy gets you nowhere Bub. She was flat anyway.


AS IF... -


TAGS: resolution day greybeard mysogynist iceman
Rating: 4.74/5

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autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 3:41 am
As a woman's point of view, I'd say, that about covers it! 5Towers of Bacon Waffles
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:35 am
No trap here, I suppose some flying monkeys are coming my way
ICEMAN - January 1, 2011, 3:23 am
Don't tell me... it's a trap of some sort. I'll get you for this my pretty...
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:20 am
sorry ice, I thought I press 5 and hit 4. I am a dumb a**.
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:20 am
sorry ice, I thought I press 5 and hit 4. I am a dumb a**.


NO MAN IS AN ISLAND -


TAGS: someone get me off of this rock iceman
Rating: 4.72/5

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Greeny - March 13, 2011, 9:44 am
I can make an island in the bathtub!
Arkot - March 13, 2011, 5:39 am
what about the Isle of Man?


PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: that lawn ain t gonna mow itself iceman
Rating: 4.72/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 8:22 pm
I wanted to vote on that one yest5rday, but then, you know... :)


THE AFTERMATH -




THE ICEMAN WAITETH -


TAGS: rapture iceman look a like
Rating: 4.61/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2011, 5:52 pm
Kinda a harsh poster considering ICEMAN's love for Jesus.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2011, 5:51 pm
Yeah, but there's plenty of other hateful words in the bible.....did you know that "whitecrosses" are a type of speed(amphetamine)?.....................words are fun
WhiteCross - November 30, 2011, 6:52 am
The word "rapture" is not in the Bible!
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 6:25 pm
omg, hilarity!
ICEMAN - April 29, 2011, 6:21 pm
I am at a loss for lions.
rerun - April 3, 2011, 10:25 pm

I am at a loss for words


WINTER -


TAGS: unless you live in arizona then its summer talking poor rerun the shining iceman
Rating: 4.61/5

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ICEMAN - March 11, 2011, 11:15 pm
Thanks dude.
Greeny - March 11, 2011, 11:12 pm
very nice!


I DON'T KNOW -


TAGS: storm trooper babe fetish you a little h** for a stormtrooper iceman
Rating: 4.26/5

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KoU - December 28, 2011, 2:05 pm
My Godness!!! Bigger!! xD
Kspace - February 15, 2011, 9:17 am
I've got the droid you're looking for...


ANCESTORS -


TAGS: your ancestors day iceman
Rating: 4.13/5

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agdaniele - January 5, 2011, 1:57 pm
And shck(er)


IS IT TRUE? -


TAGS: koala mystery i don t wanna know iceman
Rating: 5/5

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hootizz - February 20, 2011, 4:58 pm
Yes.., and so do the farts of the Crocodiles that live under the eucalyptus trees that the Koalas live in......., think about it...


THE TRUTH BE TOLD... -


TAGS: in vino veritas day iceman
Rating: 4.93/5

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culos - January 5, 2011, 3:48 am
Quite the reverse! The parties I can't remember have without exception been the best parties ever!


TODAY'S RIDDLE -




REACH OUT - reach out to me


TAGS: iceman 4tops
Rating: 4.81/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 2:29 pm
IceMan, you're a 'real - Pessimist'... does that count??
ICEMAN - March 6, 2012, 11:40 pm
You would seem to be confusing pessimist with realist.
krazyivanthedivine - March 6, 2012, 11:34 pm
Where would we be without our family pessimist? =D
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:53 pm
Lol, 5 people to reach out to you, I love how you got IceMan's personality so well


COMING SOON... -


TAGS: twisted movie poster day alphabet killer sesame street iceman
Rating: 4.81/5

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autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:17 am
I freeking love it!


I AIN'T HERE -


TAGS: gahan wilson rocks santa iceman
Rating: 4.76/5

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Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:45 am
Oh, 5L btw. Love it.
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:45 am
Oh, 5L btw. Love it.
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:44 am
By the looks of it they have a lot of drinkin to do...


SERIOUSLY??? -




CABIN FEVER -


TAGS: cabin fever day a little late the shining iceman
Rating: 4.65/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:12 am
A perfectly chilling poster!
Cubbybear - January 25, 2011, 11:55 pm
The ultimate Cabin fever.


IN YOUR DREAMS -


TAGS: dreams challenge iceman
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - December 31, 2011, 8:21 pm

epic...i though maybe i missed then then realized i already gave it a 5. beauty ice.


A GREYBEARD'S HALLOWEEN -


TAGS: halloween challenge greybeards should stay home and get plastered iceman
Rating: 4.6/5

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culos - November 1, 2010, 6:22 am
Agree with Rerun, just wondering where I was during Halloween. Memory is blank for some reason but head hurts big time....
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:19 am

amsome Ice
Cubbybear - October 31, 2010, 9:19 pm
I relate...Happy Halloween Ice. 5/5


ICE ICE BABY -


TAGS: resume iceman
Rating: 4.56/5

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ICEMAN - April 8, 2011, 2:21 am
Jealousy gets you nowhere. (Airman has me beat) And.................... when was the last time you made a motifake???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 2:16 am
You're welcome, King of the jokefakers
ICEMAN - April 8, 2011, 2:15 am
Thank you, Mr. One Dimensional.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 2:11 am
OIC......But that's your mom on my chest (not the first time you've heard that,eh?)
ICEMAN - April 8, 2011, 2:08 am
Apologies, I mistook you in a dress for your sister.. I'm still saying things were anatomically correct, maybe. Frakkin' demon rum. You sure you aren't from Thailand??? OBTW, that's a cute tat of Freddy Mercury on your chest.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 1:59 am
That just proves you've never met my sister......or any "woman" for that matter.
ICEMAN - April 8, 2011, 1:39 am
That's better. That's the Mooooooooooooooooo we know & loath. And those weren't Barbies, they were your sisters. At least they were anatomically correct.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 1:34 am
ICE...come sit down here....It's an intervention........We all care about you....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 1:31 am
Why would I mention your dad?...he just wanted a boy that didn't play with barbies.....Why dredge up those old memories? Do you need to talk to someone?
ICEMAN - April 8, 2011, 1:25 am
And you've never mentioned the man in your life. We're even. I understand it gets cold & lonely in the Great White North. It's Ok Moooooooooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 12:55 am
No really, I don't want to offend or "out" you....but you've never mentioned a woman in your life. It's OK ICE...we're all friends here.
ICEMAN - April 7, 2011, 11:35 pm
Really? That's all you've got Mooooooooooooooooooo? You're slipping. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Pitiful.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 9:57 pm
Or ICEMAN's.....Uh.....UM....do you know any women ICE?
ICEMAN - April 7, 2011, 8:18 pm
It's easy, just put a little Flexall 454 in the jockstrap. Or even easier, show them a pic of Moooooooooooooooooo"s mom.


AGGY CLASS PICTURE -




AN EXISTENTIAL CONUNDRUM -




PUBLICITY -


TAGS: remember to smile iceman
Rating: 4.2/5

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forseti - July 16, 2011, 9:15 am
Well, ok... I'll believe you... THIS time! But I'll have an eye on your work! :P
ICEMAN - July 14, 2011, 11:32 am
NO!!! The tag was from a poster generator site. And give me a break, I'm colorblind.
forseti - July 14, 2011, 11:26 am
you should use black for erasing tags from other sites. DID YOU COPY, MR ICE??


DR. EVIL -




BEER CONSULTATION -


TAGS: produceman gets help from iceman canada random moooooooooooooooo and aggy
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:41 am
5Ls
Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:40 am
Uh... umm... I uh... Thanks?


ICEMAN - He takes Motifake, very seriously.


TAGS: iceman
Rating: 3.87/5

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ICEMAN - March 7, 2010, 10:20 pm
Thats why I don't have a beard anymore. 5 frozen short & curlys


ICE -


TAGS: iceman warm up mariand
Rating: 3.75/5

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falloutghoul - February 20, 2012, 7:49 pm
Shine on me one more time, and my big bro will drown this whole f***ing planet!


YOUR ALIVE? - No, sir, that's my alive. Give it back!


TAGS: your alive fail tattoo thewiceman
Rating: 3.48/5

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R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 10:35 am
Yeah, spelling errors on tattoos. Never good. Just stick with n**** chicks!
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 5:08 pm
Man, I feel bad for them
mmmBingSoo - December 26, 2009, 3:09 pm
*You're


KIRBY - Don't you think you should reconsider giving him THAT?


TAGS: kirby gun mistake policeman reconsider
Rating: 2.08/5


THOSE HIDDEN FOLDERS -




E TICKET RIDE -


TAGS: insanity day enjoy the ride iceman
Rating: 4.78/5

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ICEMAN - February 19, 2011, 2:21 pm
Thanks SD
spacedog - February 19, 2011, 10:41 am
Nice one Iceman.


THE MISFORTUNE COOKIE -


TAGS: the best part of chinese food poor rerun iceman
Rating: 4.7/5

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Azuleean - August 5, 2011, 10:40 am
"That wasn't chicken."
rerun - July 25, 2011, 7:22 pm

I thought that DIY vasectomy was foolproof


HOUSEGUEST AXIOMS -


TAGS: throw the bum out poor rerun iceman
Rating: 4.65/5

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rerun - July 31, 2011, 8:43 am

and guests should always bring gifts.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 2:19 am
the sad thing is, it5 all true


AWWW, C'MON -


TAGS: ufo day alien probe iceman
Rating: 4.65/5

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falloutghoul - September 8, 2011, 11:05 pm
I always got stuck on this part, and couldn't go further. 5 failed quests.
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:34 am

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. awesome ice....5wipes
coldinjected - February 3, 2011, 11:53 pm
a*** probing... a perk of the job I guess. Another great one Ice!


I RESOLVE... -




FACEPLANT CLASS PICTURE -




GOOD COMMUNICATION - simple and clear go a long way


TAGS: iceman bacon
Rating: 4.55/5

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ICEMAN - June 24, 2011, 11:59 pm
5 helpings please.


YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE... -




OH THE SHARK HAS -


TAGS: iceman mack the knife
Rating: 4.4/5

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ICEMAN - March 31, 2011, 7:46 pm
The line forms on the right. 5 jackknives.


BBQ SKWERL -




SNOWBIRDS -




HERO WORSHIP -


TAGS: roast a mod challenge he s our hero iceman
Rating: 4.29/5

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ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 8:53 pm
Dagnabbit!!! I knew I should have gone to the back row. :
Reality Lord - January 20, 2012, 6:50 pm

far left front row. dude has your eyes ice...lolz.


THE STRANGER -




VANILLA ICE - Ice Ice Baby. The picture version




TIC TAC - You should take one... Your breath stinks.




RERUN CLASS PICTURE -


TAGS: roast a greybeard day rerun iceman
Rating: 4.83/5

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steph1 - March 2, 2011, 11:24 am
wow - they had ph**ography so far back already? or is it because he only left school in his mid 40s?


FRONTIER JUSTICE -


TAGS: minkey approves old west hang em high iceman
Rating: 4.82/5

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autumnspirit - January 13, 2011, 12:26 am
LMAO!!! Brilliant! I love the "go-go dancer" reference!
5150monkeylove - January 13, 2011, 12:22 am
It must be due to losing my mentor...
5150monkeylove - January 13, 2011, 12:21 am
I use the roadkill to cover my scent.


HELP WANTED -


TAGS: expanding the cubbybear empire iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

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Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 1:06 pm
Yay i have a school? Nice poster ice
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 8:17 am
Graduates of the FacePlant school of poster making preferred...5L


EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: experience is valuable but can be a ****ty teacher iceman
Rating: 4.77/5

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440wakeup - March 8, 2011, 2:29 pm
And my sammich, you either fish it out of there, or make me a new one!!
rerun - March 7, 2011, 8:12 pm

so very true, most excellent poster
culos - March 7, 2011, 5:32 pm
Yoh! ****head! Found my ring yet????
spacedog - March 7, 2011, 5:26 pm
LOL! 5(are you still conscious?)Lions.


LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING -


TAGS: hangovers calendar house pills iceman
Rating: 4.76/5

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ICEMAN - December 26, 2011, 10:15 pm
Welcome to my world.
maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 11:36 am
I'm About To Have One Right Now With Captain Morgan .


TIMEOUT FOR ICEMAN -


TAGS: iceman happy mom
Rating: 4.75/5

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ICEMAN - February 22, 2011, 8:51 pm
I still have that fridge. It's now a kegerator. 5


CULOS CLASS PICTURE -


TAGS: roast a greybeard day culos iceman
Rating: 4.74/5

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culos - March 3, 2011, 5:39 am
spelling fail! It's mall not mail


LIFE ON MARS -


TAGS: poor old rerun iceman
Rating: 4.71/5

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rerun - November 5, 2011, 8:14 am

I think you missed a word. Intelligent life....


PREVENTION -




OUR ESTEEMED MODERATORS -


TAGS: roast a mod day hell lets roast em all grey was ano show iceman
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - March 9, 2011, 11:14 pm

huge 5L ice...lol


AIRMAN IS A DANCING FOOL -


TAGS: airman breakdance bet it all iceman
Rating: 4.67/5

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rerun - April 18, 2011, 5:34 pm

It is a sad day when you take the roofies yourself so you can forget
Airman - April 18, 2011, 5:22 pm
I had pretty much suppressed the memory of that weekend. But, thanks to you, it is all coming back


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