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Iceman Demotivational Poster


EMO FAIL - You just did it, Sir.


TAGS: thewiceman emo fail fake blood
Rating: 3.53/5

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MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm, #172027
The latter: "Save me, from wreaking my vengeance upon you, to killing more than I can tell! Burning now I bring you Hell!
MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm, #172026
Emo vs Metal is summed up best in the songs "Welcome to my Life" vs "Hell". The former: "You don't know what it's like to be like me".
BennyChick - April 4, 2010, 4:22 pm, #169499
the knife is upside down too
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:45 am, #133969
[ctd] bring me the horizon, FAB,deathcab, and everyother sissy sounding name out there . IMMORTAL,KFMDM,Murphys,Mayhem,Destruction,Satyricon. you will never see a band from the ABOVE wear EMO merch. UGH
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:42 am, #133967
id buy it if there was actual video =] of said knife going in and twisting around coming out the other side . @ all the metalheads , did we ever whine or b**** about our lives ? HELL f***ING NO we carried a strong face because our pain made us stronger.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:46 pm, #132350
Which is why I listen to metal nowadays. Still full of energy and kicking a** compared to rock dominated by Fallout Boy.
manicbranic - October 30, 2009, 5:43 pm, #132348
god what happened to the days when rock n roll was the thundering pulse of a nation? Why is death cab for cutie more popular than wolfmother? when we descended into becoming neurotic little twits that think their emotions mean anything, I dont know...
mejes - October 25, 2009, 11:41 pm, #130824
Anyone else notice that the blade is facing out as well?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 7:06 pm, #103644
Same jokes twice gets old. I get it, you don't like me, but no need to criticise every single comment I make.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:39 pm, #103547
I don't get it Bria, Can you explain it in more detail for me?
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm, #103543
So, you got the meaning of the poster then, Bria?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 1:51 pm, #103520
Stupid kid, at least hide the bottled "blood" before you seek attention from ze interwebz.
Pori - July 31, 2009, 8:40 pm, #103236
OMG i get it!! the speaker is plugged into the sauce bottle!!


CROSSROADS -


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm, #229153
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm, #229120
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am, #229104
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am, #229098
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.


AN EASIER WAY -


TAGS: snail slime doorknob iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

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ihavenothingtodowiththis - November 27, 2011, 1:17 am, #226186
Hey Chicka Bump Bump
champ99 - November 21, 2011, 11:17 am, #226011
5o much for that cup of coffee.
dbeatham - November 20, 2011, 12:04 pm, #225980
theres a door?
gas - November 19, 2011, 2:10 pm, #225957
OMG XD


YOU CAN GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS... -


TAGS: the force star wars owls iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - December 14, 2011, 11:13 pm, #226628
There were owls in Star Wars? ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2011, 4:56 pm, #226620
I always like a Star Wars referrence.


SIMPLICITY - Just to show you on a daily basis what half of internets flamewars are about.


TAGS: mac vs pc explanation thewiceman
Rating: 3.91/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:11 am, #227246
Natural Selection at work


HORSEPOWER? -


TAGS: horsepower day wanna push for pinks punk iceman
Rating: 4.29/5

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Jones - February 1, 2011, 10:28 pm, #211402
Sounds exactly like my first truck. And for that, 5/5.


SUDDENLY -


TAGS: star wars challenge iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:40 am, #207431
It's better than one of Baldrick's cunning plans. 5L's
kimzter - December 18, 2010, 2:22 am, #207418
beautiful
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:44 pm, #207366
I even shared this one on my FB. 5 miticlorenes
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:21 pm, #207355
This one literally made me lol...


JEDI RIDER -


TAGS: apologies steppenwolf starwars challenge iceman
Rating: 4.39/5

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autumnspirit - December 18, 2010, 3:42 am, #207421
"Born into 5 Lions"


WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE - We had to blow on the video games to make them work.


TAGS: blow on the old video games thewiceman
Rating: 3.94/5

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guyfox - June 19, 2010, 9:19 pm, #181007
how I remember those days
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 1:09 pm, #156421
Funny, i just joined a facebook group with this exact name
Woodywood03a - February 6, 2010, 12:44 pm, #156419
I see most of the games I used t play there!! Good times then!!!!


SPELLING SKILLS - very important in this hi tech world


TAGS: iceman
Rating: 4.85/5

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ICEMAN - December 23, 2011, 4:50 pm, #226875
What can I say? Just call me Ishmael. 5 harpoons.
Sho - December 23, 2011, 10:38 am, #226869
LOL


BAD, BAD CLOWNS -


TAGS: clown challenge iceman
Rating: 4.62/5

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MashiMashi - October 7, 2012, 1:11 pm, #239830
Gotts remember mostof those TV clowns like Hwdy Doody were hard drinking hard smoking tatoo'd up WWII vets. Thats who was looking for work at the time and this was an easy job. Play nice with the kids for a couple of hours, and then go whoring!
ICEMAN - December 3, 2010, 1:00 am, #205173
You have good taste RL. ;)
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 12:47 am, #205167

love it!
Setesh - December 2, 2010, 12:57 am, #205056
Balloon animals they'll blow your hair back
Cubbybear - December 1, 2010, 10:21 pm, #205050
This is epic...wow
Chompers - December 1, 2010, 9:27 pm, #205041
Balloon Animals, ribbed for her pleasure.


FEELING INADEQUATE? -


TAGS: long poster challenge just to piss off grey iceman
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:06 am, #245030
ROFLMAO! But ICEMAN, I gave you this ph**o in confidence. And... you shouldn't have :-D
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 5:50 pm, #210292
This poster is hilarious, and 50cal's last comment made it even funnier. 5L long-legged lions
DingoKeeper - November 4, 2010, 6:53 pm, #201097
In Soviet Russsia, Aerials receive YOU!
curzondax12 - November 4, 2010, 1:49 am, #201029
d*** that's long....hold on while I zip my pants so I can see your motifake.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:50 am, #200154
You all are joking right? It only looks big because the bushes have been trimmed! :-)
forseti - October 29, 2010, 9:30 am, #200148
5 just for the tags! LOL
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am, #200139
I need a new scroll wheel and I've got racking pains in my index, bravo! :-D
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:28 am, #200137
Mornin' Grey, How's every 'lil' thing?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:25 am, #200136
ICE!! #$*#@!A^Hole~+$#|#!!!&%$* Jack^Azz! #$%@*%$:)Mutha.^#69$% 5L #@%&*##Corksacker$#^&# ;)
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:01 am, #200131
@ culos, sorry about that. It's kinda' tough to search some 75,000+ posters. ;)
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 7:52 am, #200130
How many Bonus Miles did I earn now?
culos - October 29, 2010, 3:19 am, #200122
Sorry Ice, like the words so I won't vote. Did this one long long time ago already
Neener - October 29, 2010, 2:57 am, #200117
holy crap!
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:53 am, #200116
Jeez Ice! You REALLY don't screw around when you go big. 5 long ones


THE CONE OF SHAME -




HE KNOWS... -


TAGS: santa barbarian christmas nightmare iceman
Rating: 4.43/5

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CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 12:05 am, #226888
If you've been bad, he'll bring you coal instead of an Xbox. If you've been really bad, he'll bring you a Leapfrog game system
LiquidAngel - December 23, 2011, 8:39 pm, #226881
awesome. 5L


MY NAME IS JUAN PABLO MONTOYA -




HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM... -


TAGS: no more us manned space program what to do with all those miles iceman
Rating: 4.96/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:03 pm, #221877
sad state of affair5
forseti - July 25, 2011, 3:22 pm, #221876
LOL
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:40 am, #221780

all 5tyle dude.


HANDGUN SAFETY -


TAGS: handguns kill like your car drives itself handgun day iceman
Rating: 4.42/5

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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:14 am, #215402
Oh crap i knew i shouldnt have made all of those adjustments...>:)
deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:13 am, #215401
its a awsome way to kill your saf
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:18 pm, #215254
Thanks Face!
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 10:20 am, #215196
Fanta5tic!!!


ANIMALS -




SALES SKILLS - For some, it just comes naturally


TAGS: dont reply iceman
Rating: 4.82/5

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Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 9:29 pm, #202931
loved it.


BACK IN PLAY -


TAGS: h** to trot iceman
Rating: 4.6/5

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Greeny - September 22, 2012, 7:49 am, #239292
Remember ladies - it's good to be open minded, but don't let your brains fall out...


THANK YOU FOR YOUR ORDER -


TAGS: aggy guinness mr m asked for it iceman
Rating: 4.5/5

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Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:39 am, #214744
Thirsty man..
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:02 pm, #214694
Bi?
ICEMAN - March 18, 2011, 5:25 pm, #214604
More like a sign of Mr. M. Check the forums. ;)
Airman - March 18, 2011, 5:21 pm, #214603
LOL ice. You, Rerun and I all used the same picture on the same day! a sign of the apocalypse?


FOIL MY RIDE - So you wanna be a player? But your wheels aint fly? Theres nothing some foil cant fix...


TAGS: foil my ride lol player gangster thewiceman
Rating: 2.78/5

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Hasbunmb - February 13, 2010, 6:39 am, #157839
Mythbusters already disproved the whole "foil, radar gun" thing...sorry.
TheWiceMan - December 23, 2009, 4:34 pm, #147639
Why the f*** would someone use a speed-radar on a bike?
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:33 pm, #97001
Foil on the wheels keeps the speed-radar from getting an accurate read, moron.


JUST ONE REASON -


TAGS: simple logic dogs iceman
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - September 22, 2012, 1:53 pm, #239294
ROFL!


HEY!!! -




SWAGGER - isn't something you can purchase


TAGS: hat bogart iceman
Rating: 4.87/5

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ICEMAN - March 23, 2011, 12:05 am, #214999
Jealousy gets you nowhere, Airman. 5 fedoras.


ROCK & ROLL HELL -


TAGS: rock and roll challenge iceman
Rating: 4.81/5

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FredricT - January 1, 2011, 9:46 am, #208846
Carpenters only filling in until Yoko gets there
azpete42 - December 27, 2010, 7:43 pm, #208440
5Ls for sheer awesomeness!
Cubbybear - December 27, 2010, 1:36 pm, #208415
Waughhhhhhhh.....close to you! 5L


HANDS - touchin' hands reachin' out


TAGS: iceman relationship neil diamond
Rating: 4.5/5

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Swampfox - April 1, 2013, 6:28 pm, #244796
It's a Rosy relationship.
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:25 pm, #222142
hope she's handy in the kitchen
Arvantillian - July 29, 2011, 11:11 am, #222107
On the other hand, it may be a simple case of mistaken identity, i mean, they are twins..right?
coldinjected - July 29, 2011, 8:13 am, #222095
I'm sure she is "handsome"
Airman - July 28, 2011, 11:45 am, #222033
tee hee
Reality Lord - July 27, 2011, 11:09 pm, #222005

beer...yet again..spayed across the monitor.....arggggh. man i gotta hand it to you
crankyhead - July 27, 2011, 8:51 pm, #222001
At least he didn't make anyone say "Jack Handey" =)
ICEMAN - July 27, 2011, 7:26 pm, #221994
Whisky Tango Foxtrot? I see Airman Snuffy is Up and Locked as usual. Don't make come over there & smack you with a BFH. ;)
crankyhead - July 27, 2011, 6:14 pm, #221991
5weet Caroline!


SHOOTIN THE CURL -


TAGS: cowboy day half pipe cowabunga dude reide em cowboy iceman
Rating: 4.71/5

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dy2012 - April 3, 2012, 2:55 am, #232631
Perfect Ollie!


HANGOVERS ARE A BEOTCHE -


TAGS: curse the blue agave hangovers margarita blue tongue iceman
Rating: 4.92/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:56 am, #228227
wait till you see their bl55dy mary...


AIRMAN CLASS PICTURE -


TAGS: roast a greybeard day airman iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

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Airman - March 2, 2011, 1:51 pm, #213424
and I have to keep the fear away on a daily basis.. lol


THE DREAM JOB -




CORPORATE BURNOUT -




YOU SAY GOODBYE - and I say hello hello hello


TAGS: iceman pickup artist
Rating: 4.88/5

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kangboy123 - September 29, 2011, 1:20 pm, #224630
hm this reminds me of the F.T.Island song hello hello hello
boinger - September 20, 2011, 5:50 pm, #224454
I freakin' love that song
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2011, 10:00 pm, #224392
I can vouch for the selfish in bed part....he's a total cover hog.
Reality Lord - September 16, 2011, 5:52 pm, #224361

lol5...hugely


CHILL OUT -


TAGS: fear day challenge iceman
Rating: 4.88/5

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ICEMAN - December 7, 2010, 12:55 am, #205903
Thanks guys. I'm gonna get me some sleep now.
Jackl - December 7, 2010, 12:49 am, #205901
Oh this is good. 5L
rerun - December 7, 2010, 12:33 am, #205893

I just did two sh**s of Ouzo to try & sleep.
agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 12:30 am, #205890
Great... now meth addicts just did 3 more lines to stay up.


B-36 -


TAGS: airman tribute huge bastiche cold war iceman
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - March 26, 2012, 2:22 pm, #232070
I never saw this.. nice Ice
MPsniper - December 4, 2011, 8:31 pm, #226381
the odd growling this aircraft produced.... was the sound of... FREEDOM


AHH, THE MEMORIES -


TAGS: drunken memories challenge iceman
Rating: 4.78/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 6:05 pm, #202127
5 tough old broads.
BoneCD - November 9, 2010, 3:50 am, #202005
*sniff, sniff* Reminds of every every Christmas eve. Boy, I miss those days.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201994
That is so cool. My uncle worked for an insurance company. Had a couple dogs. But that's about it.
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 12:46 am, #201992
Uhh, yeah. That's it. My Uncle was an Asian cowboy that raised wallabies feeding them homegrown Irish coffee.
Cubbybear - November 9, 2010, 12:43 am, #201990
Coffee farmers all had dogs too
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:40 am, #201988
Australia?
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 12:06 am, #201986
Hell, that sounds more like my Uncle. He lived on the Big Island.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:04 am, #201985
You buy that line? Sounds more like a moonshine smuggler who used coffee to throw off the police dogs.
Cubbybear - November 9, 2010, 12:00 am, #201984
My grandfather was an Asian cowboy in Hawaii who loved his whiskey...he grew coffee in his spare time.
ICEMAN - November 8, 2010, 11:56 pm, #201982
Dayamn Cub, do you think we're related??? ;)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:52 pm, #201978
LMAO! 5L
Cubbybear - November 8, 2010, 11:51 pm, #201975
Hey ...so did my Grandpa.


GROWING OLDER -


TAGS: leave no regrets iceman
Rating: 4.68/5

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GySgt1811 - November 27, 2010, 1:43 pm, #204238
Thanks, Ice; you helped me make up my mind. 5 Sins.
Reality Lord - November 27, 2010, 7:58 am, #204146

real nice...solid 5
Cubbybear - November 26, 2010, 8:36 pm, #204022
True 5lions


HESITATION -


TAGS: hesitate and lose maybe iceman
Rating: 4.68/5

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Feasibly - April 2, 2011, 1:40 am, #215644
Exactly! This poster seemed to be speaking to me...felt the need to say something.
ICEMAN - April 2, 2011, 1:18 am, #215643
Al's what?
Feasibly - April 2, 2011, 1:03 am, #215642
Showing symptoms of Alzheimer's? 5


STALKERS -


TAGS: stalkers day everything is pc these days iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

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Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 7:18 am, #211421

love it


TWO DRINK MINIMUM -


TAGS: adult beverages day sloshed iceman
Rating: 4.88/5

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Ding - January 23, 2011, 9:33 am, #210591
Mr Right appears to have a hangover already...
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:58 pm, #209520
Now, that's my kind of minimum, however 5Lagers for this one!
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 9:00 am, #209489

i'll drink to that!
agdaniele - January 8, 2011, 11:54 pm, #209472
Magnifitastic.


INFERIORITY COMPLEX -




CONAN, SWEETIE... -


TAGS: conans granny iceman
Rating: 4.61/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 2, 2011, 2:04 am, #223860
Red Sonya didnt age well at all!
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 8:24 am, #203769
But Mom!! I wanted to use the Mace and Nunchecks you got me for Christmas! Ok, gimme the sword....5L


I'M SO PRETTY -




THE SIDEKICK -


TAGS: superhero challenge geek sidekick iceman
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - December 16, 2010, 8:33 pm, #207195
Excellent, Iceman. 5L
ICEMAN - December 16, 2010, 8:15 pm, #207193
Thanks Double R.
rerun - December 16, 2010, 5:45 pm, #207159

Outstanding.


WHEN YOU'RE HOT YOU'RE HOT -


TAGS: iceman strikes out
Rating: 4.96/5

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ICEMAN - August 30, 2011, 8:15 pm, #223713
Jealousy gets you nowhere Bub. She was flat anyway.


AS IF... -


TAGS: resolution day greybeard mysogynist iceman
Rating: 4.74/5

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autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 3:41 am, #208829
As a woman's point of view, I'd say, that about covers it! 5Towers of Bacon Waffles
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:35 am, #208828
No trap here, I suppose some flying monkeys are coming my way
ICEMAN - January 1, 2011, 3:23 am, #208825
Don't tell me... it's a trap of some sort. I'll get you for this my pretty...
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:20 am, #208824
sorry ice, I thought I press 5 and hit 4. I am a dumb a**.
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:20 am, #208823
sorry ice, I thought I press 5 and hit 4. I am a dumb a**.


NO MAN IS AN ISLAND -


TAGS: someone get me off of this rock iceman
Rating: 4.72/5

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Greeny - March 13, 2011, 9:44 am, #214149
I can make an island in the bathtub!
Arkot - March 13, 2011, 5:39 am, #214147
what about the Isle of Man?


PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: that lawn ain t gonna mow itself iceman
Rating: 4.72/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 8:22 pm, #228981
I wanted to vote on that one yest5rday, but then, you know... :)


THE AFTERMATH -




THE ICEMAN WAITETH -


TAGS: rapture iceman look a like
Rating: 4.61/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2011, 5:52 pm, #226289
Kinda a harsh poster considering ICEMAN's love for Jesus.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2011, 5:51 pm, #226287
Yeah, but there's plenty of other hateful words in the bible.....did you know that "whitecrosses" are a type of speed(amphetamine)?.....................words are fun
WhiteCross - November 30, 2011, 6:52 am, #226272
The word "rapture" is not in the Bible!
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 6:25 pm, #217681
omg, hilarity!
ICEMAN - April 29, 2011, 6:21 pm, #217679
I am at a loss for lions.
rerun - April 3, 2011, 10:25 pm, #215709

I am at a loss for words


WINTER -


TAGS: unless you live in arizona then its summer talking poor rerun the shining iceman
Rating: 4.61/5

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ICEMAN - March 11, 2011, 11:15 pm, #214062
Thanks dude.
Greeny - March 11, 2011, 11:12 pm, #214061
very nice!


I DON'T KNOW -


TAGS: storm trooper babe fetish you a little h** for a stormtrooper iceman
Rating: 4.26/5

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KoU - December 28, 2011, 2:05 pm, #227031
My Godness!!! Bigger!! xD
Kspace - February 15, 2011, 9:17 am, #212413
I've got the droid you're looking for...


ANCESTORS -


TAGS: your ancestors day iceman
Rating: 4.13/5

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agdaniele - January 5, 2011, 1:57 pm, #209201
And shck(er)


IS IT TRUE? -


TAGS: koala mystery i don t wanna know iceman
Rating: 5/5

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hootizz - February 20, 2011, 4:58 pm, #212775
Yes.., and so do the farts of the Crocodiles that live under the eucalyptus trees that the Koalas live in......., think about it...


THE TRUTH BE TOLD... -


TAGS: in vino veritas day iceman
Rating: 4.93/5

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culos - January 5, 2011, 3:48 am, #209167
Quite the reverse! The parties I can't remember have without exception been the best parties ever!


TODAY'S RIDDLE -




REACH OUT - reach out to me


TAGS: iceman 4tops
Rating: 4.81/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 2:29 pm, #230836
IceMan, you're a 'real - Pessimist'... does that count??
ICEMAN - March 6, 2012, 11:40 pm, #230804
You would seem to be confusing pessimist with realist.
krazyivanthedivine - March 6, 2012, 11:34 pm, #230803
Where would we be without our family pessimist? =D
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:53 pm, #230779
Lol, 5 people to reach out to you, I love how you got IceMan's personality so well


COMING SOON... -


TAGS: twisted movie poster day alphabet killer sesame street iceman
Rating: 4.81/5

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autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:17 am, #209957
I freeking love it!


I AIN'T HERE -


TAGS: gahan wilson rocks santa iceman
Rating: 4.76/5

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Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:45 am, #207970
Oh, 5L btw. Love it.
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:45 am, #207969
Oh, 5L btw. Love it.
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:44 am, #207968
By the looks of it they have a lot of drinkin to do...


SERIOUSLY??? -




CABIN FEVER -


TAGS: cabin fever day a little late the shining iceman
Rating: 4.65/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:12 am, #210836
A perfectly chilling poster!
Cubbybear - January 25, 2011, 11:55 pm, #210827
The ultimate Cabin fever.


IN YOUR DREAMS -


TAGS: dreams challenge iceman
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - December 31, 2011, 8:21 pm, #227142

epic...i though maybe i missed then then realized i already gave it a 5. beauty ice.


A GREYBEARD'S HALLOWEEN -


TAGS: halloween challenge greybeards should stay home and get plastered iceman
Rating: 4.6/5

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culos - November 1, 2010, 6:22 am, #200599
Agree with Rerun, just wondering where I was during Halloween. Memory is blank for some reason but head hurts big time....
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:19 am, #200598

amsome Ice
Cubbybear - October 31, 2010, 9:19 pm, #200455
I relate...Happy Halloween Ice. 5/5


ICE ICE BABY -


TAGS: resume iceman
Rating: 4.56/5

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ICEMAN - April 8, 2011, 2:21 am, #215976
Jealousy gets you nowhere. (Airman has me beat) And.................... when was the last time you made a motifake???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 2:16 am, #215975
You're welcome, King of the jokefakers
ICEMAN - April 8, 2011, 2:15 am, #215974
Thank you, Mr. One Dimensional.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 2:11 am, #215973
OIC......But that's your mom on my chest (not the first time you've heard that,eh?)
ICEMAN - April 8, 2011, 2:08 am, #215972
Apologies, I mistook you in a dress for your sister.. I'm still saying things were anatomically correct, maybe. Frakkin' demon rum. You sure you aren't from Thailand??? OBTW, that's a cute tat of Freddy Mercury on your chest.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 1:59 am, #215970
That just proves you've never met my sister......or any "woman" for that matter.
ICEMAN - April 8, 2011, 1:39 am, #215964
That's better. That's the Mooooooooooooooooo we know & loath. And those weren't Barbies, they were your sisters. At least they were anatomically correct.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 1:34 am, #215963
ICE...come sit down here....It's an intervention........We all care about you....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 1:31 am, #215962
Why would I mention your dad?...he just wanted a boy that didn't play with barbies.....Why dredge up those old memories? Do you need to talk to someone?
ICEMAN - April 8, 2011, 1:25 am, #215959
And you've never mentioned the man in your life. We're even. I understand it gets cold & lonely in the Great White North. It's Ok Moooooooooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 12:55 am, #215956
No really, I don't want to offend or "out" you....but you've never mentioned a woman in your life. It's OK ICE...we're all friends here.
ICEMAN - April 7, 2011, 11:35 pm, #215953
Really? That's all you've got Mooooooooooooooooooo? You're slipping. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Pitiful.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 9:57 pm, #215951
Or ICEMAN's.....Uh.....UM....do you know any women ICE?
ICEMAN - April 7, 2011, 8:18 pm, #215946
It's easy, just put a little Flexall 454 in the jockstrap. Or even easier, show them a pic of Moooooooooooooooooo"s mom.


AGGY CLASS PICTURE -




AN EXISTENTIAL CONUNDRUM -




PUBLICITY -


TAGS: remember to smile iceman
Rating: 4.2/5

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forseti - July 16, 2011, 9:15 am, #221442
Well, ok... I'll believe you... THIS time! But I'll have an eye on your work! :P
ICEMAN - July 14, 2011, 11:32 am, #221373
NO!!! The tag was from a poster generator site. And give me a break, I'm colorblind.
forseti - July 14, 2011, 11:26 am, #221372
you should use black for erasing tags from other sites. DID YOU COPY, MR ICE??


DR. EVIL -




BEER CONSULTATION -


TAGS: produceman gets help from iceman canada random moooooooooooooooo and aggy
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:41 am, #167460
5Ls
Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:40 am, #167459
Uh... umm... I uh... Thanks?


ICEMAN - He takes Motifake, very seriously.


TAGS: iceman
Rating: 3.87/5

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ICEMAN - March 7, 2010, 10:20 pm, #162920
Thats why I don't have a beard anymore. 5 frozen short & curlys


ICE -


TAGS: iceman warm up mariand
Rating: 3.75/5

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falloutghoul - February 20, 2012, 7:49 pm, #229893
Shine on me one more time, and my big bro will drown this whole f***ing planet!


YOUR ALIVE? - No, sir, that's my alive. Give it back!


TAGS: your alive fail tattoo thewiceman
Rating: 3.48/5

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R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 10:35 am, #148433
Yeah, spelling errors on tattoos. Never good. Just stick with n**** chicks!
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 5:08 pm, #148181
Man, I feel bad for them
mmmBingSoo - December 26, 2009, 3:09 pm, #148173
*You're


KIRBY - Don't you think you should reconsider giving him THAT?


TAGS: kirby gun mistake policeman reconsider
Rating: 2.08/5


THOSE HIDDEN FOLDERS -




E TICKET RIDE -


TAGS: insanity day enjoy the ride iceman
Rating: 4.78/5

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ICEMAN - February 19, 2011, 2:21 pm, #212733
Thanks SD
spacedog - February 19, 2011, 10:41 am, #212725
Nice one Iceman.


THE MISFORTUNE COOKIE -


TAGS: the best part of chinese food poor rerun iceman
Rating: 4.7/5

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Azuleean - August 5, 2011, 10:40 am, #222489
"That wasn't chicken."
rerun - July 25, 2011, 7:22 pm, #221891

I thought that DIY vasectomy was foolproof


HOUSEGUEST AXIOMS -


TAGS: throw the bum out poor rerun iceman
Rating: 4.65/5

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rerun - July 31, 2011, 8:43 am, #222225

and guests should always bring gifts.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 2:19 am, #222215
the sad thing is, it5 all true


AWWW, C'MON -


TAGS: ufo day alien probe iceman
Rating: 4.65/5

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falloutghoul - September 8, 2011, 11:05 pm, #224105
I always got stuck on this part, and couldn't go further. 5 failed quests.
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:34 am, #211593

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. awesome ice....5wipes
coldinjected - February 3, 2011, 11:53 pm, #211580
a*** probing... a perk of the job I guess. Another great one Ice!


I RESOLVE... -




FACEPLANT CLASS PICTURE -




GOOD COMMUNICATION - simple and clear go a long way


TAGS: iceman bacon
Rating: 4.55/5

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ICEMAN - June 24, 2011, 11:59 pm, #220517
5 helpings please.


YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE... -




OH THE SHARK HAS -


TAGS: iceman mack the knife
Rating: 4.4/5

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ICEMAN - March 31, 2011, 7:46 pm, #215596
The line forms on the right. 5 jackknives.


BBQ SKWERL -




SNOWBIRDS -




HERO WORSHIP -


TAGS: roast a mod challenge he s our hero iceman
Rating: 4.29/5

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ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 8:53 pm, #227856
Dagnabbit!!! I knew I should have gone to the back row. :
Reality Lord - January 20, 2012, 6:50 pm, #227849

far left front row. dude has your eyes ice...lolz.


THE STRANGER -




VANILLA ICE - Ice Ice Baby. The picture version




TIC TAC - You should take one... Your breath stinks.




RERUN CLASS PICTURE -


TAGS: roast a greybeard day rerun iceman
Rating: 4.83/5

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steph1 - March 2, 2011, 11:24 am, #213408
wow - they had ph**ography so far back already? or is it because he only left school in his mid 40s?


FRONTIER JUSTICE -


TAGS: minkey approves old west hang em high iceman
Rating: 4.82/5

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autumnspirit - January 13, 2011, 12:26 am, #209771
LMAO!!! Brilliant! I love the "go-go dancer" reference!
5150monkeylove - January 13, 2011, 12:22 am, #209770
It must be due to losing my mentor...
5150monkeylove - January 13, 2011, 12:21 am, #209769
I use the roadkill to cover my scent.


HELP WANTED -


TAGS: expanding the cubbybear empire iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

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Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 1:06 pm, #203824
Yay i have a school? Nice poster ice
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 8:17 am, #203768
Graduates of the FacePlant school of poster making preferred...5L


EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: experience is valuable but can be a ****ty teacher iceman
Rating: 4.77/5

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440wakeup - March 8, 2011, 2:29 pm, #213798
And my sammich, you either fish it out of there, or make me a new one!!
rerun - March 7, 2011, 8:12 pm, #213761

so very true, most excellent poster
culos - March 7, 2011, 5:32 pm, #213748
Yoh! ****head! Found my ring yet????
spacedog - March 7, 2011, 5:26 pm, #213745
LOL! 5(are you still conscious?)Lions.


LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING -


TAGS: hangovers calendar house pills iceman
Rating: 4.76/5

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ICEMAN - December 26, 2011, 10:15 pm, #226982
Welcome to my world.
maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 11:36 am, #226966
I'm About To Have One Right Now With Captain Morgan .


TIMEOUT FOR ICEMAN -


TAGS: iceman happy mom
Rating: 4.75/5

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ICEMAN - February 22, 2011, 8:51 pm, #212941
I still have that fridge. It's now a kegerator. 5


CULOS CLASS PICTURE -


TAGS: roast a greybeard day culos iceman
Rating: 4.74/5

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culos - March 3, 2011, 5:39 am, #213468
spelling fail! It's mall not mail


LIFE ON MARS -


TAGS: poor old rerun iceman
Rating: 4.71/5

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rerun - November 5, 2011, 8:14 am, #225589

I think you missed a word. Intelligent life....


PREVENTION -




OUR ESTEEMED MODERATORS -


TAGS: roast a mod day hell lets roast em all grey was ano show iceman
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - March 9, 2011, 11:14 pm, #213914

huge 5L ice...lol


AIRMAN IS A DANCING FOOL -


TAGS: airman breakdance bet it all iceman
Rating: 4.67/5

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rerun - April 18, 2011, 5:34 pm, #216694

It is a sad day when you take the roofies yourself so you can forget
Airman - April 18, 2011, 5:22 pm, #216693
I had pretty much suppressed the memory of that weekend. But, thanks to you, it is all coming back


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